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Sunday, August 13, 2006

what if.

well i thought a top ten list was too common, and it's everywhere, so i decided i would start a 'what if' column. basically, it's a hypothetical column (actually, it exists..ok failed joke) about the implications if some things that are weren't. i'll try to keep this going, and we'll start off with 'what if the thumb didn't exist, and we only had 4 fingers'

- many more deprived babies with nothing to suck on (pacifiers are NOT satifactory substitutes)
- 1/5 less fingernails' worth to chew
- the rule of what?
- what's good and what's bad?
- no more writing! (actually i'm sure we'll figure some way to do it, ah, masochists)
- well actually how would you hold ANYTHING?
- what middle finger?
- birth of the 'indexdrive'

well that's about it..if you have something to add might want to comment instead of tagging so that it'll stay where it belongs. looks to me like some top ten list actually -.- just that i can shorten and lengthen it at will. wow my shortest post yet. oh yes, send in your ideas for new topics!

1 Comments:

Blogger ennova said...

- govt authorities would have to choose another finger instead of thumbprinting for identification
-good couldnt be thumbs up anymore
-we cant play 'pepsi-cola' game with another friend's thumb anymore

3:55 pm  

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